A new smart bra from a Japanese company claims to
only unhook when it detects a woman is in love. It’s also full of garbage and
assumptions.
Bras could be improved in any number of ways.
They could have more comfortable straps, come in a
greater variety of sizes, and perhaps most importantly, cost less. For some
reason, men get away with $10 for a pack of boxers when you can easily drop $30
for the most poorly constructed bra.
Enter the True Love Tester, a so-called smart
bra with a built-in sensor that reads a woman’s heart rate signal and
calculates the “True Love Rate.” It’s a measurement that’s never medically
defined—we assume because it’s completely scientifically unfounded.
Nevertheless, whenever this “True Love Rate” exceeds a certain threshold, the
bra automatically unhooks with terrifying speed.
Your heart can start racing when you see some
one you’re in love with because your body is going through an adrenaline rush.
But your body can experience the same physiological reaction from going for a
jog, and you really don’t want your bra to fly open then.
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